Monday, February 4, 2008

Superbowl XLII

1. I picked the Giants to win.

2. Yes, I knew the Patriots were 18-0 going into the Super Bowl.

3. The Patriots got worse as the season progressed.

4. The Giants got better as the season progressed.

5. The Giants defense. Enough said.

6. Bill Bellichick is as low-class as they come. Bottom of the barrell. Not only is he a cheat who got caught and has branded the Patriots "dynasty" forever with an asterick, he's a sore loser who showed no grace at all after losing last night.

7. It's all George Dubya Bush's fault. Bellichick and Bush are both graduates of Andover and part of that boys club that carries over into adulthood, the world economy and international politics (yes, Bush gradumacated). Bellichick is a cheater. Bush is a cheater. After Bellichick was caught cheating, he had to devise a more covert method for cheating. He turned to his buddy Bush. After all, Bush controls NASA, right? Uh huh. Anyway...Bush was supposed to push the big red button that says "PUSH" to redirect NASA's infrared satellites over the stadium in Phoenix last night so Bellichick could get a feed of the Giants playbook, but he couldn't figure out how to do it. Go figure.

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8. I screamed out of joy last night. I have no voice today. Go Giants!